Ice cream is my vice.

We make a great bad guy, and they all say they hate us. But at the end of every day, people want to trust us. Because we’re their government. And people trust their government.

I tend to do something for two years then move on to something new. Yoga, then biking, then weight lifting, then back to biking. The moment it feels like a rut, I switch and search for a new love. It’s like having a midlife crisis, but without the new wife or cheesy BMW.

Haven’t you ever played Uno?” he asks calmly. “Sometimes you have to lose all your cards to win.

A little threat of evil is always the far better way to fill the seats. But sometimes the monsters aren’t who we think they are.

None of us are who we are on our very worst days,” he adds. “I know you know that.

The point is, as death gets closer – what’s so wrong with wanting someone you love to live forever?

You may never make peace with your father. But you can always make peace with yourself.

Take it from the former pastor: The true believers are the ones who’ll burn you the worst.

Lust: Which senator once reached for a handkerchief in his pocket and proceeded to wipe his brow with a pair of women’s panties?